Ranting again.

I'm gonna say this once, and only once. If you have some criticism, go ahead and throw it my way. However, I will have my opinion, I will express my opinion strongly, and I probably do not care if what I say hurts your feelings. I know that I'm about to piss some people off, and I really don't care. I'm wearing my big boy boots. I can take it. That being said, LET'S GET DOWN TO IT!

First things first, people in relationships. STOP TELLING ME ABOUT HOW FUCKING HAPPY YOU ARE, BLAH BLAH BLAH. I realize that the point of a public forum is to say what's going on in your life. Cool. Inform away. However, when pretty much everything I read is about your amazing girlfriend/boyfriend/fuck toy, I have to wonder... DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE THAT ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING?! I mean, honestly. Is your life really so menial that you have to make sure that your significant other encompasses your entire universe? I applaud you for having a meaningful relationship, really, I do. Cool. You're happy. However, TALKING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER UP LIKE THEY'RE THE BEST THING SINCE JOHNNY CASH, THE RAMONES, DEEP DISH PIZZA, AND OLD STYLE IS REALLY FUCKING RETARDED! Seriously. It makes me want to punt a toddler off of a cliff, and I'm pretty sure you're doing WONDERS for all the single people and their self-esteem. I may be getting a little preachy and speaking for others, but honestly, you people are on the same level as Valentine's Day for me, and everyone knows how much I hate that day. So, do me a favor, and SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'm glad you think whoever you're dating is the shit. I DON'T, so keep it to yourself. Unless they propose and you get engaged, no one cares, especially me. Thank you, and go fuck yourself.

Ok, here's a shorty. PEOPLE WHO BITCH AND BITCH AND DO NOTHING TO GET OUT OF SAID SHITTY SITUATION. Here's a good tip for you... DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND STOP BITCHING! Guess what? Life sucks, get a helmet. Be proactive instead of reactive, because when your reactive skills are comprised of nothing but bitching, you get nothing done. Also, while I have your attention, kids, stop being drama whores, too. Seriously, some of you that I know refuse to get out of these shitty situations just so you have something to bitch about. That makes you both retarded, and a little pussy. Seriously, grow a pair and stop acting like the world is on your shoulders. You aren't Atlas. You have the power to change your situation, so just go ahead and do it instead of wasting all my precious air.

With all that being said, the same rules to the rants apply. If I piss you off, tell me. I'm not politically correct, nor do I care to be. I have no problem making you angry, and I have no problem being an asshole. It's what I do best, and I'll make sure to let you know that in person as well. Please, leave a comment, or send me a message. I don't care anymore, as long as I've made you think. That being said, have fun playing a nice game of Hide & Go Fuck Yourself.

Peace
Love
Unity
Scotch

Skinhead Dan