As the title suggests, this is a rant that is sure to offend most of you. However, I'm Skinhead Dan. The fact of the matter is, I really don't give a flying fuck if I offend you. Maybe it'll teach you little finger painters to stop being so politically correct, and to think outside your mom's box. Bastards.

Ok, first off, WOMEN. Seriously. I understand that you want equality, to be treated like men, paid like men, and be on the same level as men. I respect and support that whole heartedly. In fact, it's one of the more admirable qualities of your gender. However, what I've been realizing lately is that you don't want equality. No, you want to be given special treatment. Let me tell you something. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA AND SOME OVARIES. If I go into work and tell the guys about the great blowjob I got on Friday, or the amazing ass of the girl at the bar on Tuesday, it's not because I wanna be offensive. It's because that's what men talk about with each other. I'm pretty sure that if women were talking about the last cock that made them scream or how they got amazing oral, guys wouldn't get offended or uncomfortable. Seriously. You wanna be part of the male world, then I will treat you as I treat a fellow man. I will respect you, joke around with you, and treat you like anyone else, but the moment you file a harassment complaint or act like you're a princess over the rest of us male peons, I'll smack you upside the head.. JUST LIKE I WOULD A MAN.

Which leads into a little branch of something that really irritates me. Recently, a female friend of mine and I were discussing my morals and principles, and I said that I refuse to hit women based on the fact that most of them are weaker, smaller, and because I was raised to believe that hitting a woman out of anger is wrong. However, there have been a few women fucking with my life that I'm ready to hit. My female friend told me that I can't hit them, based on the fact that they are women. Hmmm.... A catch-22? No. Fuck that. If these women [who are radical feminists, by the way], want me to treat them as equals, then I will. But, this means that if they wanna play hard ball, then I will play hard ball back, and when they say, "You can't hit me. I'm a girl," I'm gonna haul off and knock them into next week. You want equality? You're gonna get it. You'll get the good, the bad, and the ugly. Deal with it, because I'm sick of being forced to give you special treatment.

Speaking of special treatment, Affirmative Action is the most racist fucking thing in the world. Now, before you say, "Oh noes! Skinhead Dan really is a neo-nazi!", let's get something straight. The definition of racism is committing a biased action based on the color of one's skin. Affirmative action is a biased action based on the color one's skin! If you can't make the connection here, seriously, you need to go lie down in traffic. I'm sick and tired of seeing people getting into college on an Affirmative Action scholarship, only to piss it away and fail out. I guess I just miss the days where your GPA got you into school and kept you there, not a racist scholarship. Hell, what's even worse is the fact that out of all the different minorities who use these scholarships, Native Americans are in the smallest percentage. You wanna know why? CAUSE THEY STOPPED FUCKING CARING A WHILE AGO. We screwed them over bad, and instead of whining and moaning about it, they just said, "Whatever. We'll take what we've got, and fucking enjoy it, and trick the white devils out of their money with our casinos." I like that. They're fucking us right back and BEING SMART ABOUT IT. Every other race whines so much, and the one who deserves to whine stays quiet to maintain dignity and respect. Good for them. I admire that.

Ok, I had a rant prepared for people in relationships, but honestly, I've ranted about it before and just heard the same old shit over and over, so fuck it. I will say, however, fuck goth kids. They've just gotten irritating as shit lately.

Peace
Love
Unity

Skinhead Dan