Ok, it's about time I came back and actually wrote a rant about some shit that's been bugging me and bouncing around the back of my head. If any of you are offended by this, do me a favor. Play a nice game of hide & go fuck yourself. I don't give a flying fuck about your feelings or your opinions at the present moment, and I'm not likely to anytime soon.

First on the list is women. Not all women, of course. I won't make that kind of blanket statement, especially when I know that not everyone is guilty. So, if you feel like this applies to you, it probably does. Otherwise, just ignore it.

Now, ladies, I understand that you want equality, to be treated as equals, and to be able to do everything that a man can do. I fully support you in that, and will be behind every step of the way. However... MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS. You want me to be a gentleman? Ok, I will be, but don't make a big deal out of it and double-cross me by saying that I'm a chauvinist. Just because I go out of my way to do something that has been instilled in me since birth doesn't make me a bad person. If anything, it should be showing you that I truly do appreciate your contribution to our society, and that I respect you enough to treat you civilly and not smoothly maneuver my way into your undergarments. If I was really all about the sex, then I wouldn't treat you with respect and dignity. I'd probably just be a douchebag. But, I have standards, morals, and a sense of honor, and I don't. So, please stop assuming that I just want to fuck your pussy and nothing more. I do want to be just a friend, and sometimes I do wanna be more. Learn to read body language, or don't talk.

Secondly, ladies, I would humbly request that you stop jerking us men around. Just because I have honor and morals does not mean that I don't resist the urge to smack you upside the head or crack your jaw in two places. You wanna be idiots and try to play mind games? Go ahead. Just remember, the simplistic brute solution of smashing that which we don't understand/comprehend has been around since the dawn of life itself, and it works pretty damn good. I understand that I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but trying to play mind games with me is like shooting a grizzly bear with a paintball gun. Entertaining for a bit until you're lying in a bloody heap that's barely recognizable as something even remotely human.

Let's move on, shall we?

Continuing from my previous point, I'm getting sick and tired of people who act like chihuahuas. All bark and no bite. You can puff yourself up and act all big and tough, but in reality, I can break you in more ways than one. You want to threaten me? You want to tell me you'll end me? You wanna try and tell me that you have a reputation? Shut your mouth, you cunt-sucking gutter whore.

You don't know what hell truly is, and the fact that you brag that you have power only shows the world that you are truly powerless, weak, scared, and unable to function unless someone fears you, which will most likely never happen unless you have a fucking gun to their head, etc.

I hate it when people try to tell me that they have a reputation, that people know them and that they hold power. Really? You hold a lot of power? Ok, then I'm going to kick the shit out of you and wait for the backlash in a lawn chair while sipping a nice frosty brew. You people make me sick. You talk the talk, but you could never walk the walk. There is a reason you're at the bottom of the food chain. It's because you haven't figured out how to survive on your own, how to truly live without the necessity of human contact. If I wanted to, I could leave right now without a trace and not look back. There are a few choice people I would miss, but I'd rather live alone without them than deal with your ration of shit and let them be dragged into it.

Stop being fake and claiming to know what you're talking about. You make yourself look like a complete idiot, especially when you try to argue with someone who knows what they're talking about. Plus, it only serves to fuel my belief and opinion of who you truly are as a person. If I don't like you, don't try to win my favor. There's obviously a good reason I don't like you, and that won't change anytime soon, so stop trying so damn hard. If I feel like making a move to open a line of communication because I feel a friendship could possibly work, then I will do so in my own damn time. Stop trying to force to me like someone I obviously don't like, because that just makes you an enemy as well.

Normally, I could close this rant with a good, well-thought conclusion and be done with the whole deal. Problem is, I'm too pissed off to want to write a conclusion at the moment. Hell, I'd rather just leave it open ended so I could finish it later when I have more shit to rant about, but I hate doing that, so I'll save that shit for another rant.

That being said, fuck all of you that I listed in here. I'm not tagging you because I refuse to target you. When I get pissed enough to call you out in public, I wish you luck, because I fucking can't wait to break you like the little bitch you are.

Topics to be covered in my next rant: betrayal, change, bigots, cheating women, and the evil that is guns.

Skinhead Dan